Search Engine Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'Don't get upset, Dear. I'm sure you're not the only person who gets 'No Results' when they enter their name in a search engine.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

Google Magazine

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

...the onion rings