Search Engine Enthusiast Pillows

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

Muriel decides it's never too early to plan for retirement.

Google. Do you have to reply to everything with, "Tell me something I don't know"?

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'Don't get upset, Dear. I'm sure you're not the only person who gets 'No Results' when they enter their name in a search engine.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Giggle.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Information Macht Frei

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

'The times they are a-changin'.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.