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Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."