Search Engine Enthusiasts Gifts

Giggle.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Information Macht Frei