Search Engine Expert Gifts

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

CEO with SEO

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Giggle.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"I sell them for Website names."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

Google Magazine

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

Able to Google Stuff Man

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'