Search Engine Savvy Gifts

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'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Man doing a search on a computer

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

Giggle.

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Able to Google Stuff Man

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

Stock market news.

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

"The good news is that the stock market is doing much better."

"Career plans? I'd like to go to college and major in googling."

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."