Seo Enthusiast Gifts

'I believe his website just moved up a place on Google.'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A fight in the Boardroom.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

CEO with SEO

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Likes: $2.

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Target your customer.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Business Target

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Game changing

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'