Seo Nerd Gifts

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

WiFi Signals

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Lost around a military base.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Recalculating!

Cliff Notes

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'