Seo Nerd Pillows

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

WiFi Signals

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Recalculating!

Why giraffes hate winter

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'