Communication Nerd Pillows

Two penguins gesture at each other

Psychiatric patient tries to explain that people won't let him finish speaking.

'Yes, I'm coaching this workshop. Come in, you stupid idiot!'

'Tell me again about the old days when you controlled the flow of information...before the internet.'

'Can you hear me now?' - Life Evolves Onto Land.

"There's no need to shout!"

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

'and I'm like LOL, and she's like WTF?!'

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Marriage Guidance

History's first recorded instance of butt-dialing

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

Messenger Pigeons

The Computer Bore

Campaign for Plain English

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

WiFi Signals

She - Interpreter - He.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Ruddy bloggers!

Letter Collecting Nerd

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Twitter censorship

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'Let us pray...'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."