Communication Buff Pillows

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

Leadership Qualities

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Judging by those smoke signals, they know we're here and they're not afraid of us!'

"Hey - Craig - we must do email sometime."

"I don't know why. I just suddenly felt like calling."

'This isn't what I meant when I said to try a different approach.'

"Wifi's back up."

E-Bahgum Mail

Before they were largely wiped out by European diseases, the Timuca Indians had a highly evolved society, built around dance, poetry and the world's first mobile phone.

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

"I need a more interactive you."

"Hello? Jack Anderson?"

"You can't thank Grandmom with a tweet! She deserves the respect of a good old fashioned email."

"It's tragic really. With this handset I cna phone, fax or e-mail anyone in the world, but I've got bugger all to say."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'You're just supposed to watch. They didn't ask for your opinion.'

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

'The 3rd base coach is trying to tell you something!'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"If you had to give me high marks for something, what would it be?"

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Teen Owl

"Just listen to me!"

Sound effects are a universal language.

Dear Dad. Turn on your cell phone.

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

Free long distance

Instant Message from your wife: Your Dinner's getting cold!

What are you talking about?

'Hey! You forgot the stamp!'

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

'We'll need an interpreter. Bring me someone who speaks detainees.'

'Send this 'Confidential'- I want everyone to read it.'