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"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

CEO with SEO

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"I sell them for Website names."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"You've got web feet"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Can you keep a secret?"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Digital Marketing

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

What's in a Terrorist Name?

Big Eyes

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."