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"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Off Duty.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Aggression/Security

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'We're out of duct tape.'

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