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"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'More government surveillance!'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

A Little Extra

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Legalish

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Aggression/Security