Internet Analyst Mugs

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"National security adviser"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'More government surveillance!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'