Network Analyst Mugs

'Well, this looks like the spot where your bandwidth is getting all clogged up.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'I'm really starting to worry about the AI-based system interface.'

'...and we believe everyone is connected by only 7,412 degrees of separation.'

'We're a little weak in Borneo.'

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Aggression/Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"I meant the dog!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

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