Seo Specialists Mugs

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"You've got web feet"

"I sell them for Website names."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Can you keep a secret?"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Digital Marketing

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

Big Eyes

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."