Seo Mugs

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Occu-Pie Mars

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Copycats

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."