Seo Seeker Mugs

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

CEO with SEO

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Wikipedia...

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

Dolphin

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Desert wifi

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Politics In The Workplace