Search Expert T-Shirts

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man doing a search on a computer

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Dad Trophies

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Google Magazine

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

Able to Google Stuff Man

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Falcon finds Waldo

Forged signed memorabilia.

Expert and Ex-Pert