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"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

The Invisible Hand of the Market

Internet Cafe.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Profit in the garbage.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Why yes, the resume is a very important basis for who we hire.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"