Search Strategist Prints

"Please, will you stop going on about DeepSeek?" "Sorry, that's beyond my scope."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Obsession with the Internet.

Eldrow

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Internet Cafe.

Resume Dumpers

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Why yes, the resume is a very important basis for who we hire.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The Atomium Bombs

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."