Marketplace Strategist Prints

'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'

Economic theory applied to corner store.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'I know it's easy to blame others. That's why I do it.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Artificial Isle

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"