Suitcase Sleuth T-Shirts

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'It's early days, sarge. But I'm tipping this to be an open and shut case.'

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Business or pleasure?'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"What!?"

Portfolio

"Just barking will do."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Bon Voyage!

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

Mystery bookshelf in library.

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.