Suitcase Sleuth T-Shirts

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

'It's early days, sarge. But I'm tipping this to be an open and shut case.'

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Business or pleasure?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"What!?"

Portfolio

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bon Voyage!

"I hate packing for trips."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

"I thought you said you checked in online."

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'