Suitcase Scrambling Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Business or pleasure?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Late again.

Portfolio

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

"What!?"

Back to Work

Bon Voyage!

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Another nameless cog in the corporate machine.

'I forgot my keys!'

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"