Purse Collector T-Shirts

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Utility Chic.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Economic Prosperity

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Cash by any other name.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Good dog!"

Taxi fares.

A man and his dog walk away from an ATM; the dog is carrying a wad of cash in his mouth.

"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."