Purse Lover Gifts

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

Where Indian ink came from.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

It bag and no knickers!

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"The early bird catches the worm...and eats more, gets obese and dies sooner."

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Melania Trump

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Anna Wintour

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'