License Plate Collectors Gifts

New Hampshire State Prison officials were concerned that producing 100,000 license plates with the motto 'live free or die!' was severely affecting prisoners' morale.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Damn, so close!'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

"It's an old photo."

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'

CartoonStock Upload"I don't know what made the officer think I was speeding."

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

The invisible man gets carded.

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.