License Plate Collectors Pillows

New Hampshire State Prison officials were concerned that producing 100,000 license plates with the motto 'live free or die!' was severely affecting prisoners' morale.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

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'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Damn, so close!'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"It's an old photo."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

CartoonStock Upload"I don't know what made the officer think I was speeding."

The invisible man gets carded.

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.

'your personalised number-plate says it all...'