License Plate Collecting Pillows

'Damn, so close!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"It's an old photo."

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

CartoonStock Upload"I don't know what made the officer think I was speeding."

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.