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Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Man with Stop Signs.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Damn, so close!'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'you were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious.'

'There goes Claudius in his all-terrain-vehicle.'

Man In Tunnel Caught Between Two Oncoming Vehicles

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'