License Plate Collecting T-Shirts

'Damn, so close!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Kicking Butt Since 1998

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"It's an old photo."

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"Talk about jet lag? I looked exactly like my passport photo."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

'Relax, he's just doing his job. Try not to bite his head off.'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Things you don't want to hear on a blind date.

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

CartoonStock Upload"I don't know what made the officer think I was speeding."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

Penny Farthing in Giant Wheel Clamp.