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'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'You shouldn't have.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

The Boss.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

'Damn, so close!'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

Ted's ability to multitask was key to his firms, success.'