Permit Collector T-Shirts

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Beware of the frog"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Sometimes Y Turn

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Caution signs.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"