Package Collector T-Shirts

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

Shopaholic 2011.

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Utility Chic.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I wonder what this was for."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"