License Photo Collector T-Shirts

'No, fine - your driver's license photo is punishment enough.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Antique Selfie

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"That's two days after you were born."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Damn, so close!'

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

Moving walkway to King's throne.

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"It's an old photo."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Could I see your ground disturbance permit?!'

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

The unsuspecting American tourist, was unaware he was about to be 'turned-over' by the notorious pick-pocket twins!

Camera Man

'And this model is also a digital camera.'

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'

'Cheese!'

'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."