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'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Office pics on dinner table.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Snapshots in Time

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

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"It's a 'selfie.'"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Social Struggles

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

'Nice smile.'

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'