Numberplate Collector Pillows

Bob - Vanity Plate. I heart my cats - Insanity plate.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

Kicking Butt Since 1998

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

'Damn, so close!'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"It's a baaa-code."

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

Tombstones with convention name tags

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

Nobody famous wanted to live here.

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

'I've recently discovered that there's never been a hurricane named after me. See to it that the next one is.'

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.

Life before mobile phones

Tea and Coffee

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'