Licence Collector Gifts

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make a lot of money."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You shouldn't have.'

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'I need both hands for steering.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

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"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

The Boss.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

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"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

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'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"