Licence Collector Prints

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make a lot of money."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You shouldn't have.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I need both hands for steering.'

The Boss.

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

Need tickets.

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'