Spiritual Scribe Mugs

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Waiting Room For Godot.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Computer literate Monk

A writer goes sailing.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Monks form copier service.

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk on PC.

Fortune Teller.

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

'My Life, The Sequel.'

False joviality.

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

Monk with a crucifix pen.