Heavenly Scribe Mugs

'My Life, The Sequel.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

BLESS YOU

Heaven

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Computer literate Monk

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

Monks form copier service.

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Monk on PC.

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

Fortune Teller.

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Angel reads book called epilogue.

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

'Loved your posthumously published book!'

'You must be new up here. Welcome to the Blogosphere.'

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

'Put it in writing!'

Angel and plane.

The Grave of the Manuscript

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

'My son was nailed to a cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'