Social Scribe Gifts

"Meet the scribe"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've got writer's block."

'Spell checker!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Well la de da. . .

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

Monk Graffiti

Alexander Pope

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."