Sentence Scribe Gifts

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Will Self deprecation

Church: Open Sundays

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Computer literate Monk

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

Tall tales, short stories

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"She works best in hex mode."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

"I just want to thank you for not naming names."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

Trump and social media

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"He calls it the eBible."