Speech-savvy Scribe Gifts

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Waiting Room For Godot.

'On Company Time: A Novel'

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

Woman and books.

"She works best in hex mode."

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"He calls it the eBible."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

Writing a letter

STRIP Hambone: Word processor with a novel in it

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."