Enthusiastic Scribe Gifts

Writing a letter

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Emergency Firebreaker

Doctcom

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Monks form copier service.

Pencil Rubber

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

STRIP Hambone: Word processor with a novel in it

"The most useful course I've ever done was the "Creative Writing" course I did as a kid: It's been invaluable in writing Grant Applications..."

'I've gotten quite a bit out of that creative writing class. I think I'll become a literary agent.'

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

'Wait till you meet him, Mom! He reads books, has a checking account, and can even write script!'

Ink floating in a paper boat

Computer book.

'Put it in writing!'

Knight painting with plume from helmet.