Imaginative Scribe Gifts

Ink floating in a paper boat

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Noel Coward.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Dame Edna Sitwell

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

A pen spewing letters

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

Pencil Rubber

Writers strike.

"Do you have any advice for me? I'm writing a children's book."

"He calls it the eBible."

Fortune Teller.

Charles Dickens.

Writing a letter

'And on the left is the world famous writer's block...'

"The most useful course I've ever done was the "Creative Writing" course I did as a kid: It's been invaluable in writing Grant Applications..."

'I've gotten quite a bit out of that creative writing class. I think I'll become a literary agent.'

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

"Ah, to be young again."