Creative Scribes Gifts

Writers strike.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Edgar Allen Poe

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Divine Desk Bins

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Literary Canines.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"You have word-ill."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Cow of BEEF

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

How a poet works

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Folk o' the Wee

'Syrian, no, Iranian secret agents ate my homework.'