Relentless Scribe Gifts

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Emergency Firebreaker

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Dame Edna Sitwell

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

Monks form copier service.

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

Pencil Rubber

Writers strike.

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

"He calls it the eBible."

Writing a letter

"Steve, trust me, this has nothing to do with you being self-published."

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

"The most useful course I've ever done was the "Creative Writing" course I did as a kid: It's been invaluable in writing Grant Applications..."

'I've gotten quite a bit out of that creative writing class. I think I'll become a literary agent.'

Political activist is chained in the dungeon and so is his pen.

Ink floating in a paper boat

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

'Put it in writing!'

The Grave of the Manuscript

Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.