Silent Scribe Gifts

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Mime Baby

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"...And now show us what you said."

The Greatest Mime in the World

Quiet Quitting

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Did he say anything before he died?'

When mimes make an appointment...

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'